Month: January 2016

The Babies Adventure

January 26, 2016 / / 0 Comments

King Diaper: All babies get on to your mother and crawl to there head.Babies get your spare diaper and lift to the top your reach.We are here today to figure who wins the tender poo and the yellow wee, also if you win you get 2 hot baby’s for free instead of paying.Are you you ready baby number 2 and 1.

Number 2 and 1;Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King Diaper;Are you ready contestant number 3.

Number 3;Hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King Diaper;Okay then lets start,wait,did you say no.

Number 3;Maybe.

King Diaper;Maybe?

Number 3;Okay, yes.

King Diaper;But why?

Number 3; I just……I just….. well my pants are wet and they are filled with poo.

King Diaper;Well cut you “winner”.

Number 3;Bye King Baby.

King Diaper;You Idiot.

King Diaper;Well lets carry on with the babies adventure, but the only problem is that we are one baby short.

Number 1;Um……King Diaper.

King Diaper; WHAT.

Number 2; You are such a wimp number 1 you should just say it but I know you will not do it so I will do it for you Dumbo, there is an another soft weakling over there.

King Diaper; You mean baby.

Number 2; Same thing.

The Narrator; Number 2 pointed towards 12 0’clock and there was a stunning face, her name was Stella.

King Diaper; Hey you over there.

Stella; Me.

King Diaper;No, that concrete over there.

January 21, 2016 / / 1 Comment

This play is giddy,satisfying,magnificent and a masterpiece.This inquisitive script is so good that the first time it was seen everyone in the crowd was dumbstruck.I am going to talk about the characters,and how they are different also which one gets the land and how.In the opening scene,King Lear wants to know how much his daughters love him,but my he was wrong.

Goneril describes her love as wield and undeniable,for example;”I love you more than words can wield the matter”.But Goneril is dishonest and despicable.She does not care about her father,because she only cares about the land he is offering her.Also she says,”beyond all manner of so much I love you”.First why would she say beyond all manner if she is not trying to over exaggerate King Lear(her father),to give her the land.Secondly why would you say”I love you”,at the end of a phrase,unless you are trying to convenience a loved one for example;your father.Either way it caught the vision of King Lear.

The next daughter was Regan. She was even more devious and spoilt on top that information she is also disorientated,with her family.The reason why I said she is family disorientated is because she insults her sister by saying,”Only she comes too short” just for land.Regan is thoughtless and mischief she only cares about the land,same as her sister,Goneril.Regan ends her speech by saying”In your dear highness love”.Why would she say”highness?”Why would she say